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"Sir, are you sanguine about our reception on an alliance ship?"
"Absolutely. What does that mean?"
"Sanguine- hopeful. Point of interest, it also means bloody."
"Well that about covers all the options."
-Firefly
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Permission to barge in Sir
This tastes like chicken/So whats wrong with it/Its macaroni and cheese
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Sorry Im terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought
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First things first but not necessarily in that order
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oh thats great haha
good job haha
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-10% luck
-20% skill
-15% concentrated power of will
-5% pleasure
-50% pain
-100% reason to remember the name
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Live life to the fullest and don\'t forget to visit my gallery!! [link]
(lol does that count as account spam??)
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*~"Some people can wait their entire lives for something amazing to happen, while others will go out and make it happen."~*
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"Well...my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."
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I love the expression on his face, though I think he'd be a lot more scared.
XD
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us. - Helen Keller
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